Do you know what one blonde said to the other blonde?

I don't no either cause I'm blonde also.

The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind

of medicines they know and what they are used for.

The first pupil said: 'Tylenol.'

'Very good! And what is it used for?'

'It is used for headache.'

The second pupil said: 'Nytol'

'Excellent. And what it is used for?'

'To help you sleep.'

Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra'

'Johnny, what is it used for?'

'I think it can be used for diarrhea.'

'Who told you this?'

'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father,

'Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder.'

There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties. 

One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour. 

So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up. 

One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant. 

"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?". 

"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."

A leopard went to see an optometrist because he thought he needed an eye exam.

"Every time I look at my wife," he worriedly told the optometrist, "I see spots before my eyes."

"So what's to worry about?" replied the doctor. "You're a leopard, aren't you?"

"What's that got to do with anything?" replied the patient.

"My wife is a zebra.

A plane takes off from New York's Kennedy Airport. After it reaches a cruising altitude, Captain Sparks makes an announcement over the intercom. 

'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to flight 293,' he says. 'The weather ahead looks clear, so sit back, relax and - OH MY GOD!' 

The intercom falls silent. 

A minute later, Capt. Sparks comes back on the intercom. 'I'm so sorry for scaring you all earlier,' he says.

'But while I was talking, an attendant spilled a boiling cup of coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!' 

'That's nothing,' a passenger in coach shouted. 'You should see the back of mine!'

A man dies and goes straight to hell for having lived a sinful life, and upon his arrival Satan asks him, "Do you like to drink?"

"Absolutely," says the man.

"Well, you'll love Thursdays then," says Satan. "All we do is drink beer, whiskey, vodka - anything you want. And you're dead, so there's no hangover."

"Sweet!" says the man.

"Do you like drugs? asks Satan. "Because it's same deal on Friday - all the drugs you can possibly take without any side effects."

"Awesome!" says the man. "There has to be some catch to all of this?"

"Not at all," says Satan. "You're gay, right?"

"No," says the man.

"Not even a little bit gay?" Satan asks.

"Not at all," says the man.

"Oh, well, then Saturdays are going to be a little rough!"

"The thrill is gone from my marriage," one buddy told another. 

"Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?" 

"But what if my wife finds out?" 

"Heck, this is a new age we live in. Go ahead and tell her about it!" 

So the guy went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together." 

"Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried that so many times and it never worked."

The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,

The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,

The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,

The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,

The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.

The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,

The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...

While the women STUCK to shopping...

he does not: GET PMS

She becomes: HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL

She does not have: A KILLER BODY

She is: TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE

She is not: A BAD COOK

She is: MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE

She is not: A BAD DRIVER

She is: AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED

She is not a: PERFECT 10

She is: NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR

She is not: EASY

She is: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE

She does not: HATE SPORTS ON TV

She is: ATHLETICALLY BIASED

She does not have: SEXY LIPS

She is: COLLAGEN DEPENDENT

She does not get: DRUNK

She is: ACCIDENTALLY OVER-SERVED

You do not ask her: TO DANCE

You request a: PRE-COITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE

She is not: A GOSSIP

She is a: VERBAL TERMINATOR

She does not: WORK OUT TOO MUCH

She is an: ABDOMINAL OVERACHIEVER

She does not have: A GREAT BUTT

She is: GLUTEUS TO THE MAXIMUS

She is not: HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS

She is: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED

She is not: COLD OR FRIGID

She is: THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE

She does not: WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP

She is: COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED

She does not have: GREAT CLEAVAGE (A GREAT RACK)

Her breasts are: CENTRALLY LOCATED

She will never: GAIN WEIGHT

She will become: A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER

She is not: A SCREAMER OR MOANER

She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE

She does not: SHAVE HER LEGS

She experiences: TEMPORARY STUBBLE REDUCTION

She does not have: A HARD BODY

She is: ANATOMICALLY INFLEXIBLE

She does not: SUN BATHE

She experiences: SOLAR ENHANCEMENT

Her breast will never: SAG

They will: LOSE THEIR VERTICAL HOLD

She does not: SHOP TOO MUCH

She is: OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS

She does not: CUT YOU OFF

She becomes: HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE

She does not have: BIG HAIR

She is: OVERLY AEROSOLED

She does not: SNORE

She is: NASALLY REPETITIVE

She does not: GET DRUNK

She becomes: VERBALLY DYSLEXIC

She does not have: BIG HOOTERS

Her: CUPS RUNNETH OVER

She is not: TOO SKINNY

She is: SKELETALLY PROMINENT

I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am

I don’t live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam

I don’t brag to my buddies about my erections

I won’t drive to Hell before I ask for directions

I don’t get wasted at parties and act like a clown

and I know how to put the damned toilet seat down!

I won’t grab your hooters, I won’t pinch your butt

my belt buckle’s not hidden beneath my beer gut

and I don’t go around “readjusting” my crotch

or yell like Tarzan when my head-board gets a notch

I don’t belch in public, I don’t scratch my behind

I’m a woman you see — I’m just not that kind!

I’m glad I’m a woman, I’m so glad I could sing

I don’t have body hair like shag carpeting

It doesn’t grow from my ears or cover my back

When I lean over you can’t see 3 inches of crack

And what’s on my head doesn’t leave with my comb

I’ll never buy a toupee to cover my dome

Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side

I’m a woman, you know — I’ve got far too much pride!

And I honestly think its a privilege for me

to have these two boobs and squat when I pee

I don’t live to play golf and shoot basketball

I don’t swagger and spit like a Neanderthal

I won’t tell you my wife just does not understand

stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band

or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep

then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!

Yes, I’m glad I’m a woman, a woman you see

you can forget all about that old penis envy

I don’t long for male bonding, I don’t cruise for chicks

join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick

I’m a woman by chance and I’m thankful it’s true

I’m so glad I’m a woman and not a man like you!

 My frustrated wife decided our sex life needed alittle spicing up. So, after work she went shopping and picked up a fancy pair of crotchless panties. She went home and slid the new garment on and selected a short skirt to go with it.

She greeted me when I came home from work and sat down on the couch across from me. She slowly spread her legs… then said “Honey would you like some of this?” I took a moment, then said “Hell no, look what it’s done to your underwear!”

What'd You Think?

For your kind perusal. 

Sardarji applied to a Medical School 

- Needless to say he never made it - 

Because these are the answers he gave for medical terms. 

Antibody - against everyone 

Artery - the study of fine paintings 

Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria 

Benign - what you be after you be eight 

Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u 

Caesarian Section - a district in Rome 

Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing 

Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty 

Chronic - neck of a crow 

Coma - punctuation mark 

Cortisone - area around local court 

Cyst - short for sister 

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose 

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana 

Dislocation - in this place 

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans 

Enema - not a friend 

False Labor - pretending to work 

Genes - blue denim 

Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile 

Hernia - she is close by 

Hymen - greeting to several males 

Impotent - distinguished / well-known 

Labor Pain - hurt at work 

Lactose - people without feet 

Lymph - walk unsteadily 

Menopause - I no wait 

Microbes - small dressing gowns 

Obesity - City of Obe 

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize 

Protein - in favor of teens 

Pulse - grain 

Pus - small cat 

Red Blood Count - Dracula 

Rupture - Ecstasy 

Secretion - hiding anything 

Subcutaneous - not cute enough 

Suture - Gujrati for "what do you want" 

Tablet - small table 

Tumor - extra pair 

Ultrasound - radical noise 

Urine - opposite of you're out 

Varicose - very close 

Vas Deferens - extremely different 

Vein - at what time? 

Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny

Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out of the hall. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, to which he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I really thought, thought hard... and at last wrote - THUNK."

Pete walks into a store. He says to the salesgirl, "I want to buy some

toilet paper."

She says, "What color?"

He says, "Give me white. I'll color it myself."

Another harmless practical joke to be played on people living in multiple story apartment buildings is as follows: Knock on victim's door. Say, "I've got to use your window, someone's about to jump from an apartment above yours." Run to window and look outside, but don't let victim look.

At this point your accomplice dumps a rag-filled dummy either from the window above or from the roof. The dummy should be fully closed; for added realism put some plastic bags of fake blood inside the clothes. On the sidewalk below, a third accomplice puts down a plastic sheet, then covers it with a sheet painted to resemble the sidewalk. After the body hits, let the victim see the gore, then convince him to run down and help while you stay and call the ambulance.

As soon as the victim has left, signal your accomplice to remove the sheets and the dummy and head for some prearranged hiding place. Then you leave the apartment and disappear somewhere in the building; later, you make your way downstairs and leave. The victim will race downstairs expecting to find a dead bloody body and will instead see only clean, empty pavement.

Of course, it is best done late at night since the joke would be spoiled by a passer-by who informed the victim of the "body's" fate. The fun comes imagining the victim trying to convince the police or anyone else of what happened!

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs 

on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He 

used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday 

market........... 

One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in 

the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the 

woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Goddess. 

The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of 

rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the 

river. 

As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box 

and asked, "Is this your computer ?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of 

computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No." 

She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his. 

Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!" 

Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his. 

The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes." 

The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all 

three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, 

"Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before 

bringing up my own ?" 

The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid 

donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the 

Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!". So saying, she disappeared with 

the Pentium!! 

Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, its better keep your 

mouth shut and let people think you're a fool than to open your mouth and 

remove all doubt.

1. Your stationery is more cluttered than Warren Beatty's address book. The letterhead lists a fax number, e-mail addresses for two on-line services, and your Internet address, which spreads acrossthe breadth of the letterhead and continues to the back. In essence, you have conceded that the first page of any letter you write *is* letterhead. 

2. You have never sat through an entire movie without having at least one device on your body beep or buzz. 

3. You need to fill out a form that must be typewritten, but you can't because there isn't one typewriter in your house -- only computers with laser printers. 

4. You think of the gadgets in your office as "friends," but you forget to send your father a birthday card. 

5. You disdain people who use low baud rates. 

6. When you go into a computer store, you eavesdrop on a salesperson talking with customers -- and you butt in to correct him and spend the next twenty minutes answering the customers' questions, while the salesperson stands by silently, nodding his head. 

7. You use the phrase "digital compression" in a conversation without thinking how strange your mouth feels when you say it. 

8. You constantly find yourself in groups of people to whom you say the phrase "digital compression." Everyone understands what you mean, and you are not surprised or disappointed that you don't have to explain it. 

9. You know Bill Gates' e-mail address, but you have to look up your own social security number. 

10. You stop saying "phone number" and replace it with "voice number," since we all know the majority of phone lines in any house are plugged into contraptions that talk to other contraptions. 

11. You sign Christmas cards by putting :-) next to your signature. 

12. Off the top of your head, you can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :-). 

13. You back up your data every day. 

14. Your wife asks you to pick up some minipads for her at the store and you return with a rest for your mouse. 

15. You think jokes about being unable to program a VCR are stupid. 

16. On vacation, you are reading a computer manual and turning the pages faster than everyone else who is reading John Grisham novels. 

17. The thought that a CD could refer to finance or music rarely enters your mind. 

19. You go to computer trade shows and map out your path of the exhibit hall in advance. But you cannot give someone directions to your house without looking up the street names. 

20. You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon. 

21. You become upset when a person calls you on the phone to sell you something, but you think it's okay for a computer to call and demand that you start pushing buttons on your telephone to receive more information about the product it is selling. 

22. You know without a doubt that disks come in five-and-a- quarter-and three-and-a-half-inch sizes. 

24. You own a set of itty-bitty screw-drivers and you actually know where they are. 

25. While contemporaries swap stories about their recent hernia surgeries, you compare mouse-induced index-finger strain with a nine-year-old. 

26. You are so knowledgeable about technology that you feel secure enough to say "I don't know" when someone asks you a technology question instead of feeling compelled to make something up. 

27. You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your cars tyres. 

28. You have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal. 

29. You have ended friendships because of irreconcilably different opinions about which is better the track ball or the track pad. 

30. You understand all the jokes in this message. If so, technology has taken over your life. 

Harry and Sheila were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that Harry was ever so slowly, silently sliding down his chair and under the table, while Sheila acted quite unconcerned.

Their waitress watched as Harry slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.

Still, Sheila appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that Harry had disappeared under the table.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

Sheila calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Oh, no he didn't. In fact, my husband just walked in the front door."

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:

"We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.

Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. 

Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. 

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?".

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."

Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after ";-)

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.

She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

The man seemed more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, ‘Well your Honor, it was like this:

when the lady got on the bus, II couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said:

‘The Double Mint Twins are coming’ and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,

‘Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling, and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,

‘William’s Big Stick Did the Trick,‘

and I could hardly contain myself.

But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,

‘Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!‘

I just lost it.‘

"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?' --Larry Miller 

"A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad." --Christopher Case 

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." --Bob Ettinger 

"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her." --Ellen DeGeneres 

"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too." --Jake Johansen 

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." --Dick Cavett 

"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait." --A. Whitney Brown 

"Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?" --Jon Stewart 

"My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'" --Paula Poundstone 

"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?" --Warren Hutcherson 

"I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans were running the country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache." --Jack Mayberry 

"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh." --Conan O'Brien 

"I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman." --Bruce Baum 

"I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners." --Jeff Stilson 

"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." --Sue Murphy 

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you." --Rita Mae Brown 

"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?" --Rita Rudner 

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." --Jerry Seinfeld 

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population." --David Letterman 

"If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology." --Jay Leno 

"I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." --Lily Tomlin 

"The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.'" --Jerry Seinfeld 

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my....I could be eating a slow learner.

One day these three kids were late for school

The teacher asked the first one BOY what his excuse was and he said, "I was blowing Bubblez"

The second one Girl said she was playing dirty with Bubblez and the fourth one GIRL said I am Bubblez

It was the first day of a new school year. 

Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher said "Take your seat." 

She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on Blueberry Hill also" he replied. 

Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer. 

As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in. 

"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on Bluberry Hill aslo" 

"NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.

A lady buys some new furniture at Ikea. She reads the instuctions and builds the wardrobe. As soon as it"s built she a bus passes by and the wardrobe falls into pieces. 

The lady tries again and 5 minutes later another bus passes by and the wardrobe falls into pieces. 

The lady is furious and calls Ikea. Ikea tell her that they will send a worker to build it. 

When the worker arrives he builds the wardrobe and says: 

"Ok, I"m going to my next client." 

To which the lady says: 

"NO! Wait! You"ll see, as soon as a bus comes by it will dismantle itself..." 

The man agrees to stay to wait for the bus. 

After a while the man says that he better get in the wardrobe to see where the problem is when the bus passes by, to which the lady agrees. 

10 minutes later the husband arrives and say"s: 

"Ahh lovely honey you bought us a new wardrobe..." He opens it up and say"s: "SIR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" 

To which the worker replies: 

"I"m waiting for the bus!"

A man gets a telephone call from a doctor. 

The doctor says:"About this medical test I did on you, I have some good news and some bad news." 

The man asks for the good news first. 

"The good news is that you have 24 hours to live," says the doctor. 

The man, incredulously: "If that is the good news, then what is the bad news?" 

To this the doctor replies: "I couldn't call you yesterday!"

One cold day there was an omish mom and her daughter riding down the road in a buggy. The daughter said, "Momma, my hands are cold." The mom said, "Well, put them between your legs and your body heat will warm them up." The little girl does it. 

Next day, the girl and her boyfriend are riding down the road in the buggy, and the boy says, "My hands are cold." The girl says, "Well put them between my legs and my body heat will warm them up." The boy does so. 

Next day, they are both riding in the cart again. This time the boy said, "My head is cold." The girl said, "Well put it between my legs and my body heat will warm it up." Once again the boy does so.

Next day, they are both riding in the cart. Boy says, "Wow its cold out here!" Girl goes, "Yea." Boy, "My penis is cold." Girl goes, "Ok, put it between my legs and my body heat will warm it up." 

Next day, her and her mom are riding in the cart together. Girl goes, "Momma what’s a penis?" Mom asks, "Why?" Girl goes, "Cuz they sure do make a heck of a mess when they defrost."

What did the doctor say to the prostitute when she complained no hair would grow on her vagina?

--> did you ever see grass grow on a busy high way?

Funny Sharma was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote: YES

What did the doctor say to the prostitute when she complained no hair would grow on her vagina?

--> did you ever see grass grow on a busy high way?

Funny Sharma was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote: YES