|
Jokes
|
|
Showing 0 - 9 of 126 Childrens Jokes
|
Next >>
|
|
Observing the baby |
2409 views
|
Observing The Baby One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, scepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband. "A penny for your thoughts," she said.
"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50." |
|
Email this joke to a friend!
|
|
Viagra for Diarrhea |
8137 views
|
|
The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: 'Tylenol.' 'Very good! And what is it used for?' 'It is used for headache.' The second pupil said: 'Nytol' 'Excellent. And what it is used for?' 'To help you sleep.' Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra' 'Johnny, what is it used for?' 'I think it can be used for diarrhea.' 'Who told you this?' 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father, 'Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder.'
|
|
Email this joke to a friend!
|
|
Wittle Wabbit Joke |
6176 views
|
|
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit." |
|
Email this joke to a friend!
|
|
A history joke |
2005 views
|
|
Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born! |
|
Email this joke to a friend!
|
|
Another reindeer! |
2002 views
|
|
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated? Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile! Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland! Pupil: A reindeer Teacher: Good, now name another. Class: Another reindeer! |
|
Email this joke to a friend!
|
|
An ideal homework excuse.... |
1979 views
|
|
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked |
|
Email this joke to a friend!
|
|
Kill One.... |
2052 views
|
|
Bin Laden's son was studing in an American school.
Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children"
He answerd, "KILL ONE"
|
|
Email this joke to a friend!
|
|
The plane was hijacked! |
2121 views
|
|
Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong. “What’s the problem?” she asked. “I hope it’s not about your homework again.” “Well, uh, yes it is,” Little Johnny says. “I accidentally made my homework paper into a paper airplane.” “That wasn’t the smartest thing to do,” said the teacher, “But, just this once, I’ll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in.” “Sorry, but that won’t work,” Little Johnny replied, looking even sadder. “You see, the plane was hijacked! |
|
Email this joke to a friend!
|
|
Found It! |
2073 views
|
|
The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was no where to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand. “How did you manage to find it, Mom?” the teenager asked. “We weren’t looking for the same thing,” she replied. “You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150.” |
|
Email this joke to a friend!
|
|
Christmas Gifts |
2030 views
|
|
Little six-year-old Harry was asked by his Sunday-school teacher:
"And, Harry, what are you going to give your darling little brother for Christmas this year?"
"I dunno," said Harry; "I gave him the measles last year." |
|
Email this joke to a friend!
|
|
|
Showing 0 - 9 of 126 Childrens Jokes
|
Next >>
|
|
|
|
