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Too drunk to notice |
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A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for him.
The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front door.
A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over, and still politely--but more firmly refuses service to the man due to his inebriation. Again, the bartender offers to call a cab for him.
The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.
The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at?" |
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Ride to hell! |
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A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!" |
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Bhagawad Geeta mein likha hai ki... |
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Bhagawad Geeta mein likha hai ki... " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai,
maine kaha Bhagawad geeta mein likha hai!!... is me nahi...... |
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A True Scientific Lover |
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Naa ye CHEMISTRY hoti, na me STUDENT hota Na wo LAB hoti, na wo LOVE ACCIDENT hota
Tabhi PRACTICAL ke waqt nazar aayi ek ladki khubsurat si naak uski TEST TUBE jaisi
Uski baaton me GLUCOSE ki mithas thi ETHYL ALCOHOL si thandi uski saans thi
Andhere me wo RADIUM ki tarah chamakti thi jab aankh mili to REACTION hua, love ka PRODUCTION hua!
Fir to lagne lage uske ghar ke chakkar aise, NUCLEUS ke charo aur ELECTRON jaise
Jis din TEST ka PERFECTION tha us din uske pitaji se hamara INTRODUCTION tha
Mano IGNITION TUBE se SODIUM ke piece nikal pade wo bole hosh me aao, pehchano apni aukat IRON kabhi mil nahi sakta GOLD ke saath!
Is tarah tod diya unhone hamare armano ka BEAKER hum chup hi reh gaye BENJALDEHYDE ka ghoont pikar.
Ab unki yado ke bina hamara kaam chalta nahi hain zindagi ho gayi ab UNSATURATED CARBON ki tarah, bekar ghumte ab hum awaara HYDROGEN ki tarah.
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Patient to Doctor |
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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu,
thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.....!... |
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Boy Friend aur Girl's Father |
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Girl's Father: main nahi chata ki Meri beti apni puri zindagi ek gadhay ke saath guzare, Boy Friend: bas isiliye main usay yahan se lay jane aya hoon.
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Jo-Hua So-Hua |
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A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'
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1980 girls vs 2007 girls |
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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2007 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le.
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Beta Papa se.... |
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BETA:-papa mai apki mammi se shadi karunga. PAPA:-kyo? BETA:-apne meri mammi se shadi ki hai isliya...... .. |
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One day Ravan went to a disco...... |
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One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... .........
aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya........ ............ ..
kyun???????? ????????? ??
kyun???????? ??????
bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head" |
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