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Bhagawad Geeta mein likha hai ki... 3872 views
  
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are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai,

 maine kaha Bhagawad geeta mein likha hai!!... is me nahi......
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A True Scientific Lover 3867 views
Naa ye CHEMISTRY hoti, na me STUDENT hota Na wo LAB hoti, na wo LOVE ACCIDENT hota  

Tabhi PRACTICAL ke waqt nazar aayi ek ladki khubsurat si naak uski TEST TUBE jaisi 

Uski baaton me GLUCOSE ki mithas thi ETHYL ALCOHOL si thandi uski saans thi 

Andhere me wo RADIUM ki tarah chamakti thi jab aankh mili to REACTION hua, love ka PRODUCTION hua! 

Fir to lagne lage uske ghar ke chakkar aise, NUCLEUS ke charo aur ELECTRON jaise 

Jis din TEST ka PERFECTION tha us din uske pitaji se hamara INTRODUCTION tha 

Mano IGNITION TUBE se SODIUM ke piece nikal pade wo bole hosh me aao, pehchano apni aukat IRON kabhi mil nahi sakta GOLD ke saath! 

Is tarah tod diya unhone hamare armano ka BEAKER hum chup hi reh gaye BENJALDEHYDE ka ghoont pikar. 

Ab unki yado ke bina hamara kaam chalta nahi hain zindagi ho gayi ab UNSATURATED CARBON ki tarah, bekar ghumte ab hum awaara HYDROGEN ki tarah.

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Patient to Doctor 1575 views
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, 

uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. 

Doctor: Jaanta hu, 

thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.....!...
 
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Boy Friend aur Girl's Father 1567 views
Girl's Father: main nahi chata ki Meri beti apni puri zindagi ek gadhay ke saath guzare,
Boy Friend: bas isiliye main usay yahan se lay jane aya hoon.

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Jo-Hua So-Hua 1562 views
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.

What did they named them?

They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'

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1980 girls vs 2007 girls 1561 views
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?

2007 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le.


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Beta Papa se.... 1588 views
BETA:-papa mai apki mammi se shadi karunga.
PAPA:-kyo?
BETA:-apne meri mammi se shadi ki hai isliya...... ..
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One day Ravan went to a disco...... 1586 views
One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... .........

aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya........ ............ ..

kyun???????? ????????? ??

kyun???????? ??????

bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"
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Ek nadi thi.... 1566 views
 Ek nadi thi......

uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....

pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......

sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.......

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"KISNA"

Jo hai albela mad naino wala...

jiski diwaniBRIDGEki har bala.....

woh kisna hai
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Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? 1563 views
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? 

Beti:Kuch nahin... 

Maan banungi, 

padhungi, 

shaadi karungi... 

aur kya? 

Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.....
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