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Wife cheating on Husband 455 views
A man goes hunting with a bunch of his friends on His land!! They have been hunting a while and his best friend says"hey I can see in your bedroom with my scope". He says " who's that man in the bedroom with your wife? The husband says "what? r u joking? The friend replies,"no honestly. I can see them!! The husband says "Fine shoot her in the head and him in the private!! The friend replies"I CAN GET THAT IN ONE SHOT!!!!!!!!"
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Sexy Panties 7496 views
 My frustrated wife decided our sex life needed alittle spicing up. So, after work she went shopping and picked up a fancy pair of crotchless panties. She went home and slid the new garment on and selected a short skirt to go with it.

She greeted me when I came home from work and sat down on the couch across from me. She slowly spread her legs… then said “Honey would you like some of this?” I took a moment, then said “Hell no, look what it’s done to your underwear!”

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Costume party 7169 views
A couple was invited to a masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping for an hour, awakened feeling much better so she decided to go to the party. Since her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching him to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she got to the party and spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came home and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Don and Bill and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time!"
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Irish Bank Robbery 1565 views
An armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door with the loot, one brave Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face.

The robber shoots the guy in the head without hesitation! He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him.

One of the tellers is looking straight at him, and the robber walks over and calmly shoots him in the head also.

Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.

Did anyone else see my face?' asks the robber?

There is a few moments of silence, when one elderly Irish gent, looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says:

"I think me wife may have caught a glimpse."
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The Unconcerned Widow 1598 views
An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave.

The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!"
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simple Curiosity 1637 views
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were infact "cheating" on her. I asked my wife if she would ever do that. She said, "Well not so much to find out who the other woman was, but to see if I could find out what she saw in ya."


   
   
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a strange kind of robbery 1591 views
   Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was
   returning home as the rosy tints of dawn began to color the skies.
   Marshaling all his inner resources, he managed an air of sobriety and
   dignity before the suspicious eye and wagging tongue of his wife.
   Suddenly, as he was undressing, she punctuated her harangue with a
   sharp, gasping intake of air. "Jimmy," she asked through titely
   clenched teeth, "Just where are your underwear ?"
   
   Bleakly, Jimmy perceived through the fog in his mind, that his boxer
   shorts were indeed missing. Just then, inspiration stuck. "My God !"
   he cried with aggrieved dismay. "I've been robbed !"
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That Lady 1578 views
There was a couple who had been married for a long time,and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing each othervery passionately. So the wife said to the husband, "Honey,why don't you do that?" And the husband said, "How? I don'teven know that lady!"
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Marriage In Heaven 1611 views
A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven. St. Peter tells them that he'll do his best to work on it for them.
Three months pass by and the couple hear nothing. They bump into St. Peter and ask him about the marriage.

He says, "I'm still working on it."

Two years pass by and no marriage.

St. Peter again assures them that he's working on it.

Finally after twenty long years, St. Peter comes running with a priest and tells the couple it's time for their wedding.

The couple marry and live happily for a while. But after a few months the couple go and find St. Peter and tell him things are not working out, and that they want to get a divorce.

"Can you arrange it for us?" they ask.

St. Peter replies, "Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?"
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Man vs. Woman 1591 views
NICKNAME: 
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. 
If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 

EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, although it is only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. 
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 

MONEY:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. 
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she does not want. 

BATHROOMS:
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. 
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument. 
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 

CATS:
Women love cats. 
Men say they love cats, but when women are not looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does not. 
A man marries a woman expecting that she will not change and she does. 

DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. 
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. 
Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 

OFFSPRING:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. 
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. 

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There is no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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