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For your kind perusal. Sardarji applied to a Medical School - Needless to say he never made it - Because these are the answers he gave for medical terms. Antibody - against everyone Artery - the study of fine paintings Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria Benign - what you be after you be eight Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty Chronic - neck of a crow Coma - punctuation mark Cortisone - area around local court Cyst - short for sister Diagnosis - person with slanted nose Dilate - the late British Princess Diana Dislocation - in this place Duodenum - couple in blue jeans Enema - not a friend False Labor - pretending to work Genes - blue denim Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile Hernia - she is close by Hymen - greeting to several males Impotent - distinguished / well-known Labor Pain - hurt at work Lactose - people without feet Lymph - walk unsteadily Menopause - I no wait Microbes - small dressing gowns Obesity - City of Obe Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize Protein - in favor of teens Pulse - grain Pus - small cat Red Blood Count - Dracula Rupture - Ecstasy Secretion - hiding anything Subcutaneous - not cute enough Suture - Gujrati for "what do you want" Tablet - small table Tumor - extra pair Ultrasound - radical noise Urine - opposite of you're out Varicose - very close Vas Deferens - extremely different Vein - at what time? Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny |
